Stork Bites

Hi Buddy. Today I learned about stork bites. I honestly think it’s a way to make people feel good about marks on their babies and I still hope yours goes away. Not that I think it makes you any less adorable, but I’m just afraid of immature or mean kids.

In the meantime, I’m gonna try to teach you to be okay in your own skin and to know your worth, priceless.