Lucky

Hopefully you’re not offended or grossed out by the word “vagina”. But you’re lucky that you came out of your mom. Obviously, there are better vaginas, but there are a lot worse ones.

Trust and know that she will provide you the best life she can. You may not always agree, but what she does is always what she thinks is best for you. Here’s a picture of a waffle with the edges untrimmed. All this time they were wasting waffle I could eat…