Friday, April 28, 2023

Nom Nom Nom

Hi buddy. Sorry I bit you this morning, but it wasn’t hard. At first, I thought I had motherly tendencies because your pheromones make mommies aggressive and they’re supposed to relax daddies. 

However, it could also be this thing called cuteness aggression, where something is so cute you just want to squeeze and bite it. Everyone says you’re cute, so this is probably the cause of my aggression. 🥹

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