Thursday, August 31, 2023

Doing It Wrong

As a father, it’s my responsibility to teach you the right and wrong way to do things. Touching my boobs or your mom’s boobs is not your best use of time. You need to grab nice boobs from your Aunties. 


You’re not going to be young forever. I’m gonna keep trying to help you, but you gotta take advantage while you can. Life is about timing…
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