Saturday, December 30, 2023

Eve of the Eve

Tonight is our last night on “vacation”. Tomorrow we head back to the best coast. You’ve been loved on this trip, but you’ve been bad too. 

I hope it’s just because you had bad influences around you. Either way, this behavior is not acceptable. You just dumped cereal all over the airbnb. I’m not sure when you’re old enough to be spanked, but it’s coming soon. I can’t promise it won’t hurt. 

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