Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Sour Patch Kids

First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. That’s you and your mom.

I’m not sure if you’re even my son. You have all the qualities of your mom and you came out of her (I was there). I stopped eating sour candy so if you could just be sweet going forward, that would be great. Thanks. Love you. And if you could remind your mom too. 

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