Smack 👋

Pain is something everyone can easily understand and want to avoid. Along with fear. Machiavelli believed that fear is a better motivator than love. I’d have to agree. 

I’m tired of threatening you with carwashes and skeletons. It’s time to start smacking you. Mommy says I can’t smack you in the back of the head. I’d like to smack you in the face, but I don’t want to ruin your moneymaker. I’ll figure something out. Hopefully you figure out how to not get smacked first. 👊