What To Eat?

You're already checking the fridge for food. Yet, you don't eat enough. I saw a picture of your Uncle Peter's twins. They turned 1 year old today. I think they're probably bigger than you. Crazzzzy. Luck is not on your side when it comes to your parents. It's important that you get enough nutrition in order to maximize your height potential...

Anyhow, you peed your pants last night. I vacuumed and cleaned your room and my office. I had to wash all the sheets and pillow cases and blankets. I do that normally, but had to do it today because I didn't know what items you actually soiled and didn't want you sleeping in that. Smells kinda like corn, weird. It's crazy that you peed the one day you didn't wear a diaper. All cause your butt is sweaty. You're gonna have to wear a diaper tonight...