Three Weeks?

Let’s hope you end up looking like your mom. She’s definitely got the better looks. Even as a boy (your mom looked like a cute boy at many points in her life 😝).

I think the universe brought you to me on purpose so I couldn’t multitask or be efficient. When we’re together, you require my full attention. I understand now, so please cut me a break 😩

Cried Us River

Mom says you don’t have tear ducts yet, but I didn’t check. But I know if you did, your tears yesterday would have flowed like a river.

You’ve helped me lose weight, but strangely my blood pressure is higher. I would gladly trade both if you could please just give your mom and I a break. We’re trying our best. We’ve had a few moments where you’re calm and alert, so we know it’s possible 🙏 

Looking Forward to…

One of these days we’ll get a great picture of you awake. But it seems you’re much cuter asleep and/or we’re bad photographers…

It really is funny how things change. When you came home, I dreaded changing poopy diapers and now we’re excited when you poop. Wonder what else will change… 

Awake Good

Yesterday you were awake and good. Similar to how you were right after the osteopathic appointment we had. I was trying to think back to all my experiences with newborns and I don’t know the earliest I came across one. So maybe it’s normal for you to eat and sleep only. Cause when you’re awake, you’re not fun.

Your mom missed a great picture opportunity of you and me hanging out with you awake and not complaining. Hopefully it won’t be the last opportunity. I sure hope we resolve your uncomfortable issues soon. For all our sanity 🙏.

Sleeping Good

Seems very unproductive to have you sleeping on my chest, but I think it’s the calmest I’ve seen you in a while. Also your breathing seems more relaxed most of the time now.

My coworker said your last airbender mark will go away and I hope she’s right cause kids are mean these days. Anyhow, I need you to go easy on your mom. She says she really loves you so quit being so fussy with her 😂

Worst Day Yet?

I feel like everyday with you has gotten progressively worse or maybe it’s something new that quickly makes me forget about the last issue.

I was very optimistic as I got ready for bed last night around 930pm. You were relaxed and calm from the osteopathic session, but today you were a terror. I hope that means the session and exercise (which I hope we’re doing correctly) are working. I thought the doctor was overreacting when he said you’d be fussy. He was not…I’m gonna YouTube the exercise.

Relax Bruh

From Day 1 they told us you were very tense. Although in the womb you were lazy AF. What a scam. Anyhow, today we’re taking you to a specialist to see if there’s something we can do to help you that doesn’t involve violating your butt.

On the positive side, you seem to be eating a little better and more. I just wish we didn’t have to take a break to change your diaper and wake you up to finish the feeding session, but at least I don’t think you’ve spit up today 🙏 and so far it’s eat anything we feed you. Hope that foreshadows your future dietary preference (being a lack of one)…