Mommy's Birthday

You got her a bad eye. Worst, it was yours, not hers...Bonus, you get to spend your day with daddy. Although, I feel like you'd rather be with your friends at So. I'm sorry this happened to you. I don't know what caused it, so we don't know how to prevent it aside from washing your hands and not rolling around the ground. It looks like the warm compress made it better. I'm confused because the 2nd doctor said cold. At least you don't need to take antibiotics?

It's mommy's birthday today so you need to be extra nice to her. Sometimes you're not nice to her. I think it's funny, but I don't think she always does. She really loves you, but sometimes her expression of love isn't the best. Please try to be nicer to her. I know I'm the cooler parent and that you love me more, but it's better if mommy doesn't know that :) Lesson for today, lying isn't good, but sometimes you have to lie if it helps the situation and doesn't make it worse.